Phone Rings….

*Fayose* – Hello hello taniyen
*Lere* – Baba, Lere Olayinka on the line
*Fayose* – How far? Shey the video is still trending?
*Lere* – It’s trending but …… its trending sha
*Fayose* – But what idiot.. you.. I do not have time for eeeeeeee? …….. What?
*Lere* – There are some defects in our movie and people have started noticing and reacting negatively…
*Fayose* – Defects wo niyen? Did I not cry well? Even Wike told me I cried well and Secondus even hugged me for acting so good. So, what the hell are you trying to say?
*Lere* – It’s not the cry, you did the cry part perfectly oga mi but…
*Fayose* – So.. But what? what is it? I already ordered prompt payment to AIT & Channel for live coverage. TVC turned down our request while STV, that oyinbo claiming Omo Niger insisted that he can’t do it for free, stating that he has not recovered all the money he spent during 2015 election.
*Lere* – Oga, It’s the neck collar and the hand sling part sir..
*Fayose* – What about it? Was it not convincing enough?
*Lere* – Apparently we made a mistake connecting the arm sling to the neck collar. Instead of your shoulder, some medical doctors noticed it and that’s what’s trending now… And we were not able to produce any evidence that a police man slapped you. Oga, you could have stuck to original plan of the inhaling harmful toxic thrown at you by the police. We don’t know how you changed the story thereby making us look stupid in the eyes of Nigeria, oga.
*Fayose* – Nonsense, what’s the point in all this grammar?
*Lere* – It’s like this sir, there’s no way a broken hand would be supporting a broken neck and vice versa.
That’s where we made the mistake sir.
*Fayose* – Do we need to stage another one? Money is not the problem, Wike and Atiku are paying
*Lere* – _……………………_
*Fayose* – Lere are you there? Why the silence?
*Lere* – Baba network ni sir, sorry sir
*Fayose* – Do we stage another one?

*_Watch out for the sequel (PART 2)_*