Nothing stays hidden forever. Now we know Reuben was personally hurt by the resident witches and demons of Also Rock. From the breast Anatomy class he gave us, it is evident that Abati loves his papayas and watermelons. He almost defined a theorem for breasts!

I never read Abati since he made himself unbright in the house of dull. When the commentary of friends in my news feed won’t let me be, I sought the article out. Wow! So much moral relativism from a man who relished the show from the beginning to the end. A man who wanted Annie to twerk for him upbraided a TBoss for showing mangoes? He depicted his journey into the study of breasts the way an architect depicts a design. A man who looks more like a burnt Condor wrote about someone’s looks? He even chided Multichoice for being “a bad influence on corporate ethics.” That was after soaking up the lewd and the outrageous. Long after his voyeurism was self-defined.

Abati is a first class lettered brain. From his article, he must have had his time in the Sun of Abuja with his grade A weapon. Looks like the submarine demons and fighter jet witches of Asorock included Abati in their distribution of impotence. Worse, EFCC claimed the little juice left in the pipe.

Abati’s hypocrisy showed as much as the loss he mourns. Here is a man short on ethics writing about ethics. What qualified him to do that? We haven’t forgotten and his gifted pen will never succeed in erasing our memory. This article only tells me one thing – a penis is a bad thing to lose in middle age.