Namibian Teenager Invents SIM-free Mobile Phone, Without Use For Airtime

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A Namibian Grade 12 learner Simon Petrus is making waves after he invented a mobile phone, which uses radio signals and doesn’t require airtime to make calls.

According to New Era, Petrus, who is a learner at Abraham Iyambo Senior Secondary School, made the phone using parts from a telephone and television set, and his invention doesn’t even need a sim-card to make calls.

The mobile device took the whiz kid two years to complete, and it has not been plain sailing for the young inventor, who faced financial difficulties. The project was funded by Petrus’ unemployed parents, who had to sacrifice over N$2 000 (U.S$ 146) to ensure that his project would be completed successfully.

The invention, which is made up of a radio system, is attached to a box and makes voice calls, while also doubling up as a TV, allowing the user to watch one TV channel. Petrus’ invention is not a fly-by-night success story. Last year the learner won a gold medal at the NamPower national schools’ competition, after he reportedly invented a machine that serves as a seed drier and cooler.
Petrus’ invention continues to cause a stir on social media, where the development is being celebrated as a remarkable example of the innovative nature and potential of young people on the continent, which needs to be supported.

Over the past few years, Namibia has been the birthplace of various innovative projects by young people.

Last year, another Namibian student, Gerson Mangundu, developed the country’s own social network site called Namhook.

In 2014, another young inventor from northern Namibia, Josua Nghaamwa built a satellite dish booster using scrap material to enhance internet connectivity, to benefit those living in the rural areas where the signal is significantly weaker than normal.

We applaud and celebrate Petrus’ remarkable feat.

A Case Note of Two African Giants, By Tatalo Alamu

(Why restructuring is a coded battle for modernity)

In medical science, comparisons of case notes often illuminate and enlighten. They throw up unusual and startling insights into the nature of human organism and how similar pathologies can drive dissimilar afflictions. They can also show how and why certain dreaded human afflictions can be largely absent in a particular race even as they become the dreadful scourge of some other races. For the ill and the ailing, comparison of ailment is a known and probably analgesic exertion.

As it is with human beings, so it is with nations, particularly post-colonial nations suffering from the trauma of colonial gestation and induced labour. If this medical hypothesis is applied to the study of two African giant nations, Nigeria and the Congo Democratic Republic, we may begin to understand why in certain nations compound fractures never manage to heal simply because the external nourishment is not there and the internal organs are incapable of growing regenerative tissues.

Last week, Etienne Tshisekedi wa Mulumba, the veteran Congolese opposition leader, returned to his country after a two-year absence to begin a fresh round of hell-raising and agitation against Joseph Kabila’s despotic rule, just as he has done in the past forty years or so against Kabila the elder and Joseph Mobutu. It is useful to note that unlike Nigeria which has held several elections and had managed a historic regime change through the ballot box in 2015, Congo has never since independence in 1960 effected a change of government through democratic means.

Mobutu finally took power in 1965 and remained in place until 1996 when he was deposed in a civil war, while Kabila ruled till 2001 when he was assassinated in a failed coup bid. His son has been at it ever since, managing to hang on to power through egregiously rigged elections and sheer authoritarian savagery when all else fail. Between Mobutu and the two Kabilas, fifty one years of the modern Congolese nation have evaporated in a bonfire of Equatorial despotism.

As this drama unfolded in the Congolese Republic, and as if a cruel and neat symmetry of shared post-colonial fate is at play, Nigeria also witnessed the revival of a fifty year old national festival of hate and mutual loathing. While the west was mourning the assassination fifty years earlier of one of their most illustrious sons ever, the east was grieving over the summary execution of their son and former head of state in the same momentous bloodbath.

Meanwhile the north was commemorating the anniversary of the leader who told the world that the rest of the country would hear from his people at the appropriate time. Fearsome rhetoric of ethnic exceptionalism echoed and reverberated throughout the length and breadth of the country. It was as if the country was on the verge of war and disintegration all over again. Unlike 1966 when the country was relatively prosperous and financially viable, the looming economic apocalypse has not helped matters. Once again, the idols of the tribes are on rampage.

It goes to show how Nigeria is powered by a reverse nationalism in which the valorous myth of the nationality is more powerful and all-suffusing than the myth of the nation. It is as if nothing has been learnt or taught in the intervening five decades or half a century. In a bitterly polarized nation, politics of remembrance can easily degenerate to the politicization of institutional memory as can be seen in the attempts by rival ethnic sections to call to question the very heroism and altruistic nobility of a man whose exemplary courage in the heat of savage battle against Congolese rebels had earned him a colonial medal just a tad short of the ultimate British honour for a soldier. It was the first ever awarded to a Nigerian combatant.

This desecration of sacred memory as a way of evading debts of gratitude and the burden of honorable obligation or as a strategy of demeaning the stellar import of heroic national sacrifice in order to obviate guilt and the shame of insensate revenge shows the diabolic imagination at work in the construction of mutually cancelling narratives of a nation in the context of permanent de-nationalization. It demonstrates why the Nigerian story will never be an authoritative narrative but a story of many stories in a conflicted atmosphere of polyphonic strife and tension.

Yet as the Americans will put it, stuff do really happen even as we seek to authorize and notarize them from the point of view of primordial sentiments and ethnic subjectivity. Perhaps the most significant event of 1966, apart from the two momentous coups, was the declaration of independence from Nigeria by a ragtag band of Ijaw militants led by Isaac Adaka Boro. It was a forlorn and doomed bid summarily degraded by force of superior arms. Last week, fifty years after, a predominantly Ijaw group known as The Adaka Boro Avengers (ABA) sought to declare a Niger Delta Republic. As we write, the entire region is crawling with military personnel hunting down the rogue secessionists.

As we have noted in this column once and appropriating the seminal insight of Leo Tolstoy, arguably the greatest novelist the world has seen, all happy nations are the same, every unhappy nation is unhappy in its own unique way. From different routes but similar debilities, both Nigeria and the Congo Republic, like so many African post-colonial nations, have arrived at a state of unadulterated unhappiness.

All happy nations, however they arrived at modernist rationality, be it through Western Enlightenment, Confucianism, Shintoism, Hinduism or even benign variants of Islamic modernization, look suspiciously alike. You may go to bed in Stockholm and wake up in New York. But you expect certain benefits of modernity to be in place: regular supply of electricity, potable water, public utilities that function with seamless efficiency, particularly public transportation that run on time and with clockwork precision, decent housing for most and adequate medical facilities even for visitors.

Local topography and native fauna notwithstanding, or the complexion of local politics not standing in the way, everything seems surreally alike. Indeed in some of these countries, you often develop an overpowering sense of Déjà vu. That is what we call the homogeneity of national feel-good or happiness. It comes with the territory.

Conversely, because they exist in a whirlpool of political, economic and spiritual irrationality, a time-warp of stalled motion that derive their peculiar dynamics from specific internal disorganization, all unhappy countries are unhappy in their own unique way. Apart from the underlying solidarity of human aberration, they have absolutely nothing in common. To the unwary visitor, African countries, particularly Congo and Nigeria, may appear the same as iconic monuments to underdevelopment, but they come as special brands in the unwavering commitment of their respective political elite to national ruination. In the heterogeneity of national unhappiness, no two nations are alike.

The reason for this momentous paradox is simple. Whereas the achievements of scientific modernity is open, universal and for all time, all remaining human societies that seek to dominate nature and overcome political, spiritual and economic adversity through the sheer power of poetic or religious imagination become stranded in a peat bog of fetishes, risible rituals, superstitions and wild irrationalities that are localized, society-specific and time-bound. These are the last bastions of Early Man. Modernity solves problems for all human societies, while mythology deflects the specific problems of specific societies through the fabulous and imaginary resolution of pressing contradictions.

We must now return to our case file in order to press conclusions. The chaotic colonial amalgams of Congo and Nigeria, despite seeming structural similarities such as vast landmass, mighty life-enhancing rivers in each country, improbable natural riches and a vibrant and indomitable populace are plagued by country-specific contradictions. Since independence, the Congo Republic has seen many civil wars, summary dismemberment, virtual excision of remote parts of the country and periodic descent into ungovernability.

If Nigeria has been spared such horrific extremities, it is because the nation is powered along by a micro-pluralism of power in which competing and countervailing centres of power cancel out each other and make it impossible for any despot to stay put or for any group to lord it over the nation on a permanent basis. Potential potentates and regional power mafias should note that Nigeria is not the Congo.

The obverse of the coin of the regionalization of power elite is the absence of a genuine national and nationalist elite group which makes it impossible for the Nigerian political elite to act with a pan-Nigerian concert when a pressing national conundrum surfaces. The engrossing historical irony is that it leads Nigeria to the same democratic and developmental impasse as the Congo Republic. Whereas in the Congo, national elections are a rarity, in Nigeria the electorate rouses itself once in every four years to do the needful before it is summarily disbanded by the selectorate until another electoral season in a political ecology of compulsory hibernation.

It is this absence of a truly functioning and viable electorate that has made it impossible for the Nigerian electorate to successfully recall a single erring lawmaker in seventeen years of post-military democracy. Once elected, the electors are summarily vaporized while the elected join the selectorate in a macabre enactment of the ritual of national immolation. Yet while the political tomfoolery goes on the nation sinks further in the abyss of societal anomie.

Despite the fact that competing centres of power have managed to thwart despotism and the phenomenon of political overlordism in the country, what stares us in the face is the reality of uneven political consciousness among the competing power groups that has led to growing disillusionment and widespread disenchantment with the state of the nation. In a situation of stark economic decline, if the current muted cries of dismay and disappointment are allowed to reach their 1966 decibel, it has horrific portents for the continued viability of the country. The future may well be the past.

It can now be seen why the current shrill cries for the restructuring of the country are mere shorthand or coded battle signal for the swift and urgent modernization of the country’s economic and political parameters. All over the modern world, the trend is for a gradual devolution of power from a stifling and suffocating centre to other loci of potential and accelerated development. The sterling and stellar example of contemporary Lagos state is a model that commends itself to other sections of the country. Unfortunately, while vital segments of the nation hunger and thirst for economic and political modernity, some other sections take a dim view of this as an invitation to a summary dismemberment of the country.

Had the country been blessed with visionary military modernizers, this conundrum would have been overcome. But you cannot give what you don’t have. Yet until that dawn when a truly modernizing political elite who will seize the nation by the scruff of the neck and drag it to modernity arrives, the more likely possibility is that impatient sections of the country will eventually resort to self-help to plot their way out of the iron cage of colonial contraries. That is likely to be messy and anarchic.

Dollar and The Parable of Tomatoes, By Ajayi Temitope Carter

Our monetary policy experts and economists told us that government should devalue naira, float the currency, let market forces determine true value, the value of a currency is what the market is willing to pay and all those cliches.
Some wrote articles upon articles, appeared on TV and took over Radio airtime lampooning Buhari and the Central Bank Governor. How they are sending investors away. Investors wont bring their dollars when exchange rate is artificially controlled.
One even said the President’s economic policy is driven by command and control, a euphemism for telling the President of having military hangover.
Pheeeew! Naira was floated or was it devalued and the experts celebrated that they have won. They even predicted that after the intial spike it will settle at N250 to $1. The gap between parallel market and Bank rates will disappear. We all shouted for joy. We have a new elixir in currency floating. Our troubles are gone. Even the CBN Governor put his blood on it in a memo to the President that it will be N250 to a dollar after all said and done. It is now getting worse. It is now N400 to a dollar.
Trust the experts. They have a new argument. It was because Buhari didn’t act on time. The currency should have been devalued from his first day in office. The cancer has spread before he acted. They forgot to say that the currency was devalued by 35 per cent March last year after a previous devaluation 4 months before.
Those who argued that devaluing naira wont guarantee any inflow from investors were shouted down as Economic illiterates. Who will listen to them. They didn’t go to Harvard and they never worked with World Bank.
Let the price of crude go up today to just 70 dollar per barell and we can pump at least 2million barrels per day which is even less than our OPEC quota of 2.3m barrels per day dollar will crash because CBN will have more dollar receipts than current demand.
The recent tomatoes crisis best explains it. A pest disease affected tomatoes supply for few months and the whole country exploded. A basket of tomatoes went from less than N1000 to N45,000. Today, same basket of tomatoes is back to N800 and within the next few days tomatoes will be wasting away when we have over supply.
Thank God for Dangote and Erisco Food tomatoes paste factories, that can at least help the farmers not to labour in vain.
No economic magic will bring down dollar rates until government can generate enough dollar receipts through exports.
It is a simple as that. It doesn’t require space science knowledge to know.

Even After Trump Loses In November, His Toxic Legacy Will Live On

Welcome to Donald Trump’s America

 

Donald Trump’s conquest of the Republican party has sparked panic about what would happen to America if he wins the general election. These concerns change daily as Trump spouts an increasingly erratic and dangerous array of policy prescriptions. Will he pull the U.S. out of NATO and sanction a Russian-led invasion of Eastern Europe? Will he round up Muslims? Will he deport Mexicans? Will he tweet classified information? Will he paint the White House gold and build monuments of himself on the National Mall?But there is another troubling question that is less frequently asked, though it concerns the most likely outcome in November: What if Trump loses?For over a year, pundits — especially Republicans who have a stake in legitimizing their party’s abject surrender — have been claiming that Trump will eventually pivot from his extremist positions. They said this before the primaries, they said it after the primaries, and they said it even after the GOP convention, when, as on other occasions, Trump was deemed “presidential” for his ability to read a script off a teleprompter. But his moment of relative composure was short-lived. Trump has spent the last week encouraging Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails and attacking the family of a deceased Muslim war veteran — just two examples of “gaffes” that, in a regular election, would destroy a candidacy.But this is not a regular election, and Trump is never going to pivot. What Trump is doing — and has been doing all along — is pivoting Americans toward his bigoted and paranoid worldview. He has made extremism mainstream to the point that David Duke now feels comfortable running for Senate. With his encouragement, his supporters have attacked non-white and non-Christian Americans. And, in its desperation for ratings, the financially struggling U.S. media has been key to normalizing Trump, giving him more airtime than any other candidate and often failing to challenge him on his lies and his bigotry.But Trump is not just a media creation. He has stoked bigotry and fury over the state of the economy — abetted by the media — but these problems existed long before his campaign. After all, the middle class has been declining since the mid-1970s, when wages began to plummet and manufacturing jobs disappeared. And if Trump loses, these problems — now hitched to a virulent strain of nativist politics — will remain.What will America look like under the presidency of Hillary Clinton? It will look a lot like the America we have right now: suffering, anxious, and violent. To describe the country as merely “divided” is, unfortunately, too optimistic. This election has exposed deep rifts within both the Democratic and the Republican parties and highlighted the prevalence of radical views on both the right and left that range from neo-Nazism to anarchism. Social media has spread conspiracy theories and hate speech, helping shift the fringe to the center, while Trump’s new role as GOP standard-bearer has confused what it means to be “mainstream.” We do not know who we are, as a country, anymore. The center cannot hold when no one can find it.Wary of Trump’s rise and the violence that has surrounded his campaign, the Democrats are doing their best to rebuild this center. The “big tent” approach of the Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Convention — which featured passionate speakers representing a vast array of ethnicities, religions, sexual orientations, professions, and ideologies — showcased an America that is diverse, but united in its patriotism and desire to improve the public good. It is a message that will need to be put into practice should Clinton win — precisely because Trump’s candidacy threatens to leave behind three particularly toxic legacies.First is the continued rise of right-wing extremism and militia groups. On June 26, five people were stabbed in a face-off in Sacramento between neo-Nazi white supremacists and anti-racist activists, some of whom were self-proclaimed anarchists clad in black. You may have forgotten this event — a story that would have once dominated headlines — given the weeks of violence that followed: the killings of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile, the killings of police in Baton Rouge and Dallas, and a series of terror attacks abroad, not to mention the Orlando massacre two weeks before. In a post-Trump America, five people stabbed at a White Power rally is an afterthought.But the rise of hate groups is part of a long-brewing trend. Since Obama took office, the number of militia and white supremacist “patriot” groups has soared from 150 in 2008 to 1400 in 2012. We do not know how many new hate groups have emerged since Trump launched his campaign, but we know that he has attracted and emboldened them.If Trump loses, neither he nor his followers will take it well. Some pundits wonder whether Trump will even concede. On August 1, Trump declared that the election will be “rigged”: a preemptive move to delegitimize a possible loss as his poll numbers fall. The next day, Trump’s advisor, Roger Stone, proclaimed there will be a “bloodbath” if the election is “stolen.” When I interviewed Trump’s supporters in March, several told me they would form militias if he did not get the nomination, and other reporters have heard the same. Trump’s loss could be the cause that unites disparate hate groups across the country, potentially leading to standoffs against the government like that of the Bundys in Oregon, or to violent clashes like the neo-Nazi rally in Sacramento.The second major challenge is that, thanks to Trump, economic discontent has become linked to white populism. In an attempt to diagnose the Trump phenomenon, D.C. wonks have written profiles of imaginary Trump fans, as if his fan base were a monolith. In fact, the Americans voting for Trump are as diverse in their reasoning — open bigotry, economic agony, hatred of Clinton, vague longing for change — as the supporters of any other candidate.Where they are not diverse is race: Trump’s fan base is almost uniformly white. It includes the militia and hate organizations described above. But many Trump fans are simply down-and-out white male workers. This faction’s primary concerns are jobs, trade, and a feeling that the government has abandoned them while crowing about misleading statistics of low unemployment.The problem is that, while not always openly racist, these voters implicitly condone racism through their support for Trump, contributing to the mainstreaming of white supremacy. The appeal of Trump’s racialist version of the economic discontent argument is so great that it has extended to surprising audiences. A small but vocal contingent of the Bernie Sanders fan base seems to have migrated to the Trump camp. Ideologically, this switch makes no sense, but given the precedent set in the primaries, it is not surprising. The Democratic primaries were the most racially divided in U.S. history — states with black or Latino populations of over 10 percent almost always went to Clinton.As white men with disparate ideological perspectives unite under the Trump banner, many of them have come to espouse or condone his racist views, tainting their legitimate economic grievances with an ugly nativist edge. Meanwhile, America’s much-vaunted economic recovery is still failing to create enough well-paying jobs. As a result, white populism is set not only to keep growing, but to become further incorporated into mainstream American politics.The third major challenge is the continued decline of the media. As a major contributor to the rise of Trump, the mainstream media should not be dismissed (though it may be despised). That said, you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone. Since January, a large number of outlets have shuttered or laid off staff: Al Jazeera America, Mashable, HuffPost Live, Yahoo News, the Guardian, the New York Times, and so on. The media industry’s anxiety over its long decline is why it promoted Trump in the first place. Network heads like Les Moonves have bragged that Trump’s campaign “may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS.” This sentiment shared by other networks, including CNN, which hired Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski (who once assaulted a female reporter) as a paid commentator.When the Trump train grinds to a halt, mainstream outlets will see more lost funding and more layoffs, leading to poor coverage of the new administration and an even more fractured political discourse. The media has learned that the exploitation of violence, riots, and bigotry brings clicks and cash. This is not a new lesson — as the old saying goes, “if it bleeds, it leads” — but the 2016 campaign has shown the mainstreaming of extremism to be uniquely lucrative. As the two disaffected white fan bases described above lash out at Clinton, her supporters, and non-white citizens, we should expect these men to be portrayed as one of two equally legitimate “sides” — not as a threat to the safety of other Americans, but as a mainstream perspective. As with Trump, the shock will eventually fade, and continual exposure to extremist views will make it harder for Americans to recognize them as such.What will Trump himself do now that he is no longer a candidate? Media insiders are predicting the rise of “Trump News,” a media empire that will cater to, as one insider said, “a base of the population that hasn’t had a voice in a long time.” If the media organization mirrors Trump’s campaign, that base will include Klansmen, militia members, and everyday racists, and will likely circulate conspiracy theories and lies, further muddling reporting in a decimated media economy.These are merely three aspects of a Trump loss, but they all follow the same theme, perhaps the main theme of the Trump phenomenon: the mainstreaming of extremism. Trump’s campaign has pulled the fringes to the center, exposed weaknesses in the media and the two-party system, and exacerbated discontent.

Whether he wins or loses, his campaign has already caused a profound and dangerous shift in American political culture.

Come November, it may not officially be Trump’s America — but we will still have to live in it.

Hillary Clinton: A Word or Two For Nigerian Women, By Emeka Oparah

I’m glad I stayed up to watch Hilary Clinton kill it! I’m glad I have followed this whole DNC.
Hilary Clinton is not only the pride of the Clintons and Americans, especially American women, but she’s a source of pride for women around the world and not the least Nigerian women.
She’s been at this. She’s worked for it. Her gender wasn’t an issue, which is indeed a great thing considering the fact that American women didn’t always have voting rights. But that’s America for you. If it seems impossible, they CAN do it.
And so Hilary breaks the glass ceiling! She was the wife of Gov. Bill Clinton. She was the wife of President Clinton. She was Senator representing New York. She was Barack Obama’s opponent about 8 years ago. She almost made it then. She was truly a formidable opponent. She became Foreign Secretary. No one, not Bill, not Barack has been more prepared and today, the rest is history-as we say.
Just one thing, one little thing: This night couldn’t have come, if she had dumped her husband in the heat of Monica Lewinsky. She stuck by him, knowing he was (and still is) human; knowing she had ambitions; knowing no man is infallible. And today…she’s thankful she did all she did. And she’s going to do more-definitely.
Nigerian women, like Hilary, are great, brilliant, bold, courageous and talented, awesome, gifted, powerful and capable. They are, however, held back by the environment; held back by stereotypes; held back sometimes by society, by their families, their parents, their husbands, their fellow women and even themselves, that is.
Now, my dear sisters, that’s got to stop. The men don’t seem to have gotten it right, time and time again. I believe it’s time for our women to step forth and take the lead, and some of us will do all we can to support and make it happen for them-like Bill Clinton has done; like Barack Obama has done; like the men in the Democratic Party hierarchy have done; like American men have so gallantly done.
If you’re a woman and you think you’ve got what it takes, step out now. If you’re a parent and you’ve got a daughter you think has got it, give her the push. And if you’re a husband, and you think your wife’s got it, give her the nudge and back her up. Perhaps, the world needs the women at the top, literally and metaphorically, so everything can be all right.
Women of Nigeria stand up to be counted. Hilary has ignited a fire more than any of her contemporaries in Germany and Britain and elsewhere ever did.
So I can say GOOD MORNING Nigerian women!

Goodluck Jonathan’s Number, Abba Kyari’s Lamba, By Pius Adesanmi

I just heard with one ear, via Sahara Reporters, that former President Goodluck Jonathan was shocked when his ex-Minister of Aviation, Senator Stella Oduah, met him and claimed she had lost his number.
If President Jonathan continues with his charming, lively, and lovely naivete, he just might charm his way back to the Villa o. For I cannot put it beyond him to have been genuinely surprised and to have greeted Oduah’s statement with the sort of lost countenance he perfected for Christiane Amanpour’s difficult questions.
A human being in sinful flesh would still have your number more than a year after you lost the power to sustain her flow of yams and fly her on the Presidential jet to Israel for prayers? Do you think that Nigerians invented the phrase – “abeg, dem dey take your name or phone number collect money for bank?” – for nothing? That phase speaks to human nature in general and to the darker parts of the Nigerian psychology in particular.
Oduah had your number because dem dey take am collect money for bank literally at the time sir. Oga Jonathan, did you not listen to your boy, Reuben Abati? He said his phone no longer rang and you are here whining that your former Minister lost your own phone number? Abeg, park well sir.
I even praise Stella Oduah. Stella even tried o. You mean she actually bumped into you, recognized you, greeted you and apologized for losing your number? What a brave woman! It was risky for her to have even acknowledged you in these days of degoatification.
Oga Jonathan, I hate to be the breaker of bad news but I must tell you this: 99.9% of those who praised you to perdition and doom would frown and troway face if they met you today. They’d claim not to recognize you.
But not all of your followers are like your political followers sir and that is some good news. All the political almajiris that Reno Omokri helped you to breed and brainwash in the Facebook and Twitter madrassas he created for that purpose are still loyal and faithful to you to this day. For many of them, you have even replaced the Bible and the Qur’an in their lives. They are still campaign for the 2015 election on your behalf sir. Time stopped for many of them the day you quit the Villa.
Not even the economic difficulties supervised by your successor, President Buhari, which has extended the warranty on the poverty you imposed on them has deterred them from going into debt to buy air time for your sake. If the technical recession of your successor impoverishes them and they cannot buy food, they will go to the village to sell their fathers’ farm lands and use the proceeds to buy MTN airtime just to be able to sustain their daily loyalty to you in Facebook and Twitter updates.
Oga Jonathan, forget Stella Oduah and the political ilk you turned into billionaires. They have now forgotten you and are hoping to enter into the good graces of a Daura cabal that has nothing but contempt for them. Only your social media constituency has remained faithful to you.
Quit Nigeria like you did briefly the other time. But, this time, please don’t move to Abidjan. Relocate to Facebook and Twitter. None of your followers there will forget your number. They love and adore you. They are the definition of loyalty. Their loyalty was tested. It has survived just for you.
As for your politician followers and loyalists, Abba Kyari’s lamba is now more important than your number. Abba Kyari’s lamba is now the koko. That is the number they are all lobbying to secure access to.
That’s just the way it is sir!”

The Lawmaker Whistleblower: What Is Abdulmumin Jibrin Up To

By Ibrahim Adamu
When news broke last Thursday that Honourable Abdulmumin Jibrin had resigned his position as Chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Appropriation, a lot of people, including me, were surprised at the sudden turn of events. The first sign of foul play was how even though Speaker Yakubu Dogara himself expressly stated that Jibrin voluntarily resigned from the position, somehow almost all the major news outlets reported that he was sacked.
Since then Jibrin has assumed the title of House Anti-Corruption Poster Boy by opening the lid on how Dogara and three other principal officers of the House tried to pad the 2016 budget with billions of Naira for personal gains. Statements from Jibrin reveal how Speaker Dogara, Deputy Speaker Lasun, Whip Doguwa and Minority Leader Leo Ogor decided to allocate themselves N40 billion out of the N100 billion meant for National Assembly members for constituency projects. Jibrin also alleged that the four men asked him to admit into the 2016 budget personal requests of almost N30 billion. This according to him, is added to N20 billion worth of wasteful projects the four-man cabal already allocated to their constituencies in the budget.
Jibrin also revealed details of how less than 10 committee chairmen inserted into the 2016 budget, line items of over N240 billion. This was brought to Dogara’s knowledge but he was a part of the scam as well. As we speak the Dogara camp has been unable to respond directly to the weighty allegations, opting instead to mud-sling and engage in personal attacks. Their attempt to kill the message by killing the messenger has made a lot of Nigerians even more curious however. Jibrin has also not helped their cause by turning himself into a Nigerian Wikileaks, backing his allegations up with letters and memos from the budget screening process.
Why did Jibrin wait till his fall-out with Dogara, whom he worked tirelessly to make Speaker, before coming forward with these revelations? Many are of the opinion that he is the archetypal Nigerian politician who lost out in a power game. It is a point the Dogara camp has raised as well to taint the allegations. Nonetheless, Nigerians deserve to know the truth, the whole truth, irrespective of what motivated or is motivating Jibrin’s anti-corruption campaign.
Make no mistake, I know Jibrin is not a saint. He admitted as much that he let himself down during the screening of the 2016 budget. But his past misdemeanours do not in any way invalidate the allegations against Dogara and the others involved in this budget scandal. We cannot throw the baby out with the bathwater. Jibrin’s allegations deserve to the investigated fully by the EFCC and anyone found culpable in the attempt to defraud Nigerians should be tried.
Actually a cursory look at the 2016 budget document already confirms some of Jibrin’s allegations. A total of N100 billion was earmarked for Zonal Intervention Projects across the 109 Senatorial Districts and 360 Federal Constituencies. If this fund had been shared equally among all the 469 lawmakers, each would have gotten about N213 million to execute one project or the other in their constituency. However, the budget shows the Deputy Speaker alone got N2.77 billion, while Speaker Dogara got N3.08 billion. These two men alone got almost N6 billion out of the N100 billion meant for the entire National Assembly.
A special report by PREMIUM TIMES (http://www.premiumtimesng.com/investigationspecial-reports/195920-special-report-inside-the-massive-money-laundering-in-nigerias-national-assembly.html#.V5aF7Y_n05k.twitter) published in December 2015 named this same Dogara as one of the beneficiaries of a N41 billion money laundering scheme which occurred in the National Assembly between 2009 and 2015. So why
Clearly there is more to Jibrin’s allegations than meets the eye. But he has found for himself an opportunity for redemption by coming forward at this time and telling Nigerians the truth. It will be counter-productive to not give him full support at this time as he acts as the official whistle-blower in the House. Failure to give Jibrin the necessary backing needed to unleash even more revelations from the House at this time has serious implications for the future as anyone who finds themselves in his shoes will be forced into silence.
Jibrin has promised to not stop talking about the extent of the financial recklessness being perpetuated by Dogara and his cabal. Certainly the Dogara camp will either continue to mud-sling, defend themselves against these allegations or raise fresh allegations of their own against Jibrin. Whatever the case, we need him to keep shining the light on the dark places in the House.

President Buhari Needs To Be Told Some Home Truth – Kayode Ogundamisi

imageEvery ‪#‎Buharist‬ who loves @MBuhari but love ‪#‎Nigeria‬ better at some point must save @NGRPresident from the hawks around him. @AsoRock needs some home truth, told directly to the President. He must be told in clear terms he was elected President by the Nigerian people and not his Uncle or some self serving people he “trusts”. The direction of his government is looking more like all motion but no movement. I spent 3 weeks in #Nigeria choosing to visit Lagos, Jos, Kaduna, Jigawa, Kano and Oyo. I stayed away from my “friends” in government but spent more time with the locals in the market places and the nook and crannies of areas President Buhari won in 2015. If anyone is deceiving the President that Nigerians are smiling he needs to send that person to Gashua prisons.
Mr President must CUT DOWN on a lot to reflect the HARD TIMES Nigerians are facing now. For a start sell those over bloated Presidential jets. Reshuffle your cabinet and put Minsters where they can better serve. Make yourself more accessible to your Ministers. Your SGF is rumoured to have turned himself into some sort of clearing house and Ministers don’t have access to you, do something about it. Important files are waiting for Mr President’s attention, delegate if you can. You have over 4K appointments to make, make them now and make sure you look for the best technocrats a cross the globe even if they have served under the PDP. Probe the increasing human rights abuse by some element within the security apparatus. Listen to some of the ‘wailings’ by the opposition and act on them, promptly.
You rely too much on civil servants and Permanent Secretaries so a number of your Ministers have adopted a “Sidon look” approach. Reach out to the South-South and South-East in a more revolutionary way. Many of our fellow Buharist from that side now cover their faces in shame as each time they try to defend your policy you make another move putting them on the defence.
Even if you want to continue to appoint people from a section of #Nigeria let them come with extraordinary track record that will make a nonsense of the Federal character policy.
Reign in on your spokesperson Femi Adesina and teach him on the philosophy of leaders being the custodian of the people’s mandate.
Seek help on the economic front. Nigerians know it’s not entirely your fault but they do not see a clear road map from your team and if you do communicate a road map it is not being felt by the man on the street.
Visit the APC secretariat in Abuja. The derelict nature of the building is a reflection of the state of your party and the country.
I have so many more to say but will forward in a private memo but the summary report Mr President is that Nigerians are not smiling at all and they are not willing to wait till 2019 to feel the effect of the road map. Oh, I was reliably informed some people around you are already planning for your re-election in 2019. Sack all those involved. They are only trying to distract you from the VERY URGENT task of saving Nigeria from total collapse.

Your compatriot,
Kayode Ogundamisi

Nuhu Ribadu And The Oriki Of The Internet By Pius Adesanmi

October 2010 or thereabouts, Sonala Olumhense, Moses Ochonu, Farooq Kperogi, yours truly, and other members of the NVS Editorial Board interviewed many of the candidates running for President in 2011.

We interviewed Dele Momodu. We interviewed General Muhammadu Buhari. We interviewed Bukola Saraki who was eyeing the Presidency at the time. Plans to interview Atiku Abubakar and Goodluck Jonathan fell through because of scheduling issues on the part of their aides and staff. Then we interviewed Ogbeni Nuhu Ribadu!

For each interview, we set preconditions. No vetting of our questions. And, of course, we would not tolerate the Nigerian nonsense of no-go areas. If you agreed to be interviewed by the people I listed above, it means you understood perfectly that you were not going to treat them the way you treat Nigerian journalists.

It also means that you would also have to leave your nonsensical Nigerian big man mentality at the door as your interviewers were not going to recognize it. To this day, I still suspect that Philip Adekunle’s inability to secure interview slots with Goodluck Jonathan and Atiku Abubakar has everything to do with our stringent “conditionalities”. As for Ibrahim Babangida, none of us was prepared to interview him anyway.

To be fair to those who agreed to our terms, none of them made any attempt to try and use magomago to secure our questions via expo. For our part, we cast aside whatever we thought personally of each candidate and prepared for a thorough professional exchange for they were very brave indeed to subject themselves to our grilling. Bukola Saraki and Dele Momodu were the best prepared.

Ogbeni Nuhu Ribadu was doing great until we got to the part where he had run his mouth against Bola Tinubu, Patience Jonathan, Goodluck Jonathan, and other political characters he had described as corrupt. We wanted to know why all those corrupt characters were suddenly no longer corrupt. The man entered into frenzied contortions and denials. He was frothing in spasms, overreaching himself, belabouring himself to unsay things he had said.

Like a typical Nigerian politician, the man who is the only Nigerian alive to have rejected a cash bribe of $15 million dollars and consequently earned the right to shine in our firmament like an Archangel, became a moral midget, struggling pitiably against the unforgiving memory of Google and the internet.

How on earth could this brilliant Nigerian, one of our best technocrats, not know the first line in the oriki of the internet? Does the oriki of the internet not describe her as she who never forgets?
For us, his interviewers, it was painful, very painful seeing him reduce himself so pathetically because of political expediency.

From that day on, he never stopped trying to rewrite the oriki of the internet. He never stopped trying to make whole egg-words that had fallen off his tongue and shattered. Were he a Yoruba man, I would have sent him the proverb – the word is an egg. He never stopped trying to beautify Tinubu, Goodluck, and Patience Jonathan.

Every corrupt character he tried to beautify fashioned out a way to use and dump him. Tinubu who embellished his Chicago certificate and Goodluck Jonathan who was never able to justify his UNIPORT PhD were playing Ludo with a man who had had fellowships in Oxford and Harvard and beating him badly. Yet, the man was too far gone in political expediency to notice anything.

Political expediency predictably ruined him in Adamawa.

Now he is back flying all sorts of kites preparatory to returning to APC. He is also back in full readiness to fight corruption. The same corruption he said did not exist under Goodluck Jonathan when he was seeking the PDP ticket in Adamawa now suddenly existed after all and his now ready to join hands with Professor Itse Sagay and the Presidential Advisory Committee against Corruption.

Of course, Professor Sagay and PACAC can have no better ally in their assignment than Nuhu Ribadu. I agree that they need him. I agree that he can still serve his fatherland enormously by helping that committee.

However, I must warn Professor Sagay to be mindful of the fact that should political expediency require him to do so between now and 2019, Nuhu Ribadu is perfectly capable of saying that he has never ever met Itse Sagay in his life. He is perfectly capable of saying that claims that he recently addressed PACAC are nothing but a figment of the imagination of the enemies of progress.

Political expediency is Nuhu Ribadu’s middle name, his albatross. When he is in that mode, he never remembers the oriki of the internet: she who never forgets.

A final word of advice to this Nigerian. Your great weakness notwithstanding, you still rank among one our best. You still have a lot to give Nigeria. I’ll take your expertise, rooted in cosmopolitan and 21st century ethos any day. I am in fact not one to rule out the possibility of the Presidency for you some Monday for sure.

But it is time for you to start regaining the ground you lost to political expediency. There is ample time for you to repair the damage. You need not start gyrating strategically towards APC. No! Not again, Nuhu. Haba! Is it not a disgrace that with somebody like you in PDP, caterwaulers like Ayo Fayose and Femi Fani-Kayode even became the face of the opposition until they were degoatified into silence on account of their Dasuki heist?

Nuhu, you returned $15 million dollars, and charlatans who stole billions of naira are in the same room with you and even became representative voices of your party? Haba! You have a historic responsibility to stay in that party, recreate it by gathering new patriotic brooms around you. Transform it into a viable opposition to APC and President Buhari and you would have contributed immensely to the growth of democracy in your fatherland.

Many of the errors of the rendering we are witnessing with the Buhari Presidency are attributable to the absence of an opposition worthy of that name. In President Buhari’s shoes, I’d misbehave if all the opposition I had in a democracy came in the shape of risible caterwaulers like Ayo Fayose and Femi Fani-Kayode. But I’d sit up quickly and work for Nigeria if I heard Nuhu Ribadu’s name.

Nuhu, you have this jejune idea that you can only help Nigeria from the side of power and that is why you keep doing joro jara joro from party to party, doing incalculable damage to your brand. It’s time to stop. Remain in PDP and build it. PACAC is non-partisan. Nobody says you must be in APC to work with them.

I wish you the best.

 

Five Things Senator Dino Melaye Needs To Do By Bisi Adeleye-Fayemi

Dear Senator Dino Melaye,

Senators Oluremi Tinubu and Dino Melaye
Senators Oluremi Tinubu and Dino Melaye

I hope all is well with you. I trust you had a safe trip back to Abuja after your ‘Show of Strength’ walk on Bourdillon Road, Ikoyi, Lagos. It seems your walk was not properly advertised in advance, otherwise you would have been very warmly received by Lagos boys. I am sure no harm would have come to you, it is only your pockets that would have suffered.

I am writing in connection with the very exciting week you have had, specifically on the floor of the Senate where you got into a serious altercation with a female colleague of yours, Senator Remi Tinubu. In light of this development, I will like to offer you some unsolicited advice, which I hope you will accept in good faith. I will like to suggest the following:

You have to apologise to all Nigerian women

According to media reports, the exchange between you and Senator Tinubu was a very heated one. It is claimed that you threatened to beat her, “f…k” her up and “impregnate” her. Oh dear! Considering the fact that it is not possible to impregnate a woman without intercourse (unless it is through IVF, but we know you were not thinking of that method) it means that you were actually threatening Tinubu with rape on the floor of the Senate. This is not only totally unacceptable, it is criminal. Two days later, you emerged with your own side of the story. You claimed she called you a “dog”. I know Tinubu is no slouch when it comes to verbal warfare, but she did not threaten you with castration. You could have called her names in response, and you would have been even. You did call her “Bonga fish” but apparently that was not enough, you had to go further, to show her that you are “the man”. Let us set aside “she said”, “he said” for a moment. Let us look at what you said. According to you, even if you were so inclined, you could not impregnate Mrs Tinubu because she had reached menopause! So now, menopause is a crime? An affliction? How is the gynaecological status of your colleague any of your business?
There have been calls for you to apologise to Senator Tinubu. I believe you need to do that. However, she is not the only person you need to apologise to. You have to apologise to all Nigerian women for such a vicious and obscene attack on a female colleague. By bringing threats of sexual assault and mockery of her menopausal status into play, you have offended millions of wives, mothers and daughters. The husbands, fathers and sons who are reticent about the women in their lives playing a role in politics will find themselves vindicated through these action of yours. What transpired on the floor of the Senate last week was not just a bad day at the office for the elected senators, it was a terrible thing for Nigerians, especially women. Dino, we will be expecting that unreserved apology.

You need to rebrand yourself.

Every political space should be broad enough to accommodate the brazen, the eccentric and the colourful. Politicians with your skills set who can do and say things others cannot, are necessary when unconventional strategies are required. I am not saying you are crying more than the bereaved, but if you take a look at your political leader, Dr Bukola Saraki, the Senate President, not even his many political foes would describe him as a thug or brute. It is therefore understandable that you feel the need to play the foil to your polished boss.

When people think of the name, Dino Melaye, in Nigerian politics today, the name is synonymous with negative controversy, brawling, sex scandals, reckless statements, allegations of domestic violence, distasteful flamboyance – an all-round bad boy image. You have all kinds of nicknames, ranging from “Shakiti Bobo, to Rofo Rofo Senator to Dino the Dinosaur.” Dino, are you sure you want these characterisations of you to become set in stone? Is this the brand you are comfortable with? We have many branding experts in Nigeria. I strongly suggest that you invest in them, perhaps, they can help project you as an articulate, charismatic leader and social justice advocate who speaks truth to power but is mindful of his age, status, words and audience. That is the brand that will take you to the next level. The brand you are stuck with now is one that brings diminishing returns.

You should re-position yourself as a positive male role model

Senator Dino, I am sure you will agree with me that our youths in Nigeria need positive role models. It is important for young people to be able to look up to both men and women for guidance, but it is even more powerful when young people can see themselves in role models of the same gender. We need our young men to have manners, and be polite, responsible citizens. We do not want to see our sons fighting over paternity scandals with their Baby Mamas, accused of beating their wives, or threatening their colleagues with sexual violence. The next time you feel like whacking one of your colleagues, please, remember that young people may model themselves after you.

Show us your own ‘local product’.

Remember when you took Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State to task for using scarce foreign exchange to marry and import a “foreign product”? We know you have had a couple of misadventures when it comes to matters of the heart. I wish you better luck in that department. You are entitled to privacy, however, you take an unseemly interest in the spouses of others. If they are not “foreign”, they are too “Bonga fish” for your liking or horror of horrors – menopausal! Senator, please show us your own local, curvy, far from menopausal product. And be sure to let us know when she hits menopause so that we can all help you inform her that she is no longer useful. At least, we know that Governor Oshiomhole did not waste his dollars on his own “import”!

You may not need the blessings of your elders, but you should avoid their curses

Regardless of where we stand on the ideological spectrum or the company we keep politically, our starting point is our humanity, and the imperatives that it comes with. We may not always see eye to eye with our elders. It is alright to disagree on matters of principle or strategy. It is not alright to dehumanise each other. Even if you cannot find it within yourself to respect Tinubu as a colleague, you can at least think about the fact that her husband, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, is an elder statesman, a formidable leader well-respected within and beyond the country. We are brought up to respect our elders, and even when they upset us, we learn to rein in our tongues and tempers. We were also taught that one of the most coveted things in life is the blessing and prayers of elders. This means one of the worst things is the curses of an elder. The most garrulous soldier is not the bravest man in the garrison. A word is enough for the wise.

So, my Dear Brother, Dino, I hope you will do what is necessary and focus on your primary task of being a lawmaker in the Senate. Battles are commonplace in the political arena, and all kinds of weapons are deployed. The dignity of women should not be one of such weapons. I wish you all the best.

PS: Senator, we Nigerian women will forgive everything if you can deploy your unique skills in our defence when the Gender and Equal Opportunities Bill is re-presented at the Senate. We need to see you in action – anyone who opposes the bill should incur your wrath. Spare no one! If you can do that, we will wipe the slate clean and your rebranding would be well on the way.

Mrs Adeleye-Fayemi, a Gender Specialist, Social Entrepreneur and Writer, is the Founder of Abovewhispers.com, an online community for women. BAF@abovewhispers.com