Calls started flying in that my friend the governor of Kaduna State, Nasir El-Rufai declared N90billion in his asset declaration including 40houses in Abuja alone! Chai! I knew outrightly that would be a big lie. Why are we like this? I will be the first to criticize him if he does any wrong. For know, he us giving every reason for his friends to be proud. He is giving us every reason to smile and say, that is my friend. I know his dogged determination is “paining” them. I hear a certain Desinatu acting on the order of a powerful yesterday woman who will probably face jail time for economic sabotage is behind the publication.
If you cannot “do”, why is it “paining” you that somebody is “doing”? If I were you, I will ask for the baba who helped Femi Fani-Kayode who rejected his father’s name yesterday to become Oluwafemi Olukayode, to scale the EFCC, to help me out. But wait, Buhari sef get ogbonge Mallam, the thing no go catch. Yeye dey smell. Leave our governor make e perform o. This change go really “pain una by the time Baba Buhari start im own. If fear dey catch you, you can die quietly. Ask the Japanese. First warning!