Afi k’Oluwa ko wa yo.

Being a woman in Nigeria is no tea party.

Apostle Suleman has nothing to worry about. This. Is. Nigeria.

What happened to Ese Walter is not Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo. What happened to her is a lose-lose condition called being a woman in Nigeria. Ese stood no chance.

I read more about her physical assets from Nigerian men than I read about her ordeal when Pastor Fatoyinbo elected to take her to the next level of grace.

Then female devotees of Pastor Fatoyinbo went after her like the demons that Christ had just ordered out of the Gerasene demoniac. They never forgave her for trying to “bring down Pastor”.

Female devotees of Nigeria’s 21st-century, tithe-millionaire, jet-setting Pastors tend to forgive and excuse anything Pastor does and reserve their rage and ire for any sister of theirs who “tries to bring Pastor down.” It is never Pastor’s fault.

They went after Ese.

The majority of those who unfriended me as we kept putting up updates and writing essays to call the COZA Pastor to account were his female devotees. The majority of those who sent me prurient inbox messages were his female devotees. Tell them about Ese, they don’t want to hear!

To this day, Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo has not given his promised “robust response” to Ese’s allegations. If you understand Nigeria, just give anything time…

Now there is Apostle Suleman!

And there is Stephanie Otobo!

I am already hearing about her boobs and personal assets from the male commentariat…

Soon, the female devotees of Apostle Suleman will descend on her like a ton of bricks. It will be her fault.

Pastor Fatoyinbo came out of Esegate to preach “the Covenant of Wealth.”

Apostle Suleman may come out of Otobogate to announce a new private jet.

All the press reports say that Ms. Stepahnie Otobo was hounded, grabbed, harassed, and arrested by the police.

Watch out for the verb when the police eventually needs to hear from Apostle Suleman.

The verb will be: “to invite”! Police invites Apostle Suleman…

With men interested in your victimized boobs
With female devotees of your aggressor tearing you apart
With police arresting women and inviting men in such circumstances

Walahi, ko easy lati j’omobinrin!