Someone, who certainly doesn’t know my level of decadence, gifted me a HD version of the disgraceful Home Video featuring a man believed to be Chief Peter Nwedozie, from Ogboji village in Orumba South of Anambra State, who stormed the home of Chief Nicholas Ukachukwu, a former senator and gubenatorial aspirant in Anambra State from Osumenyi village in Nnewi South of Anambra State. I am OUTRAGED, to say the very least. And I know my brother, Mike Ikem Umealo is equally, if not more, outraged. Let me tell you why we are angry, and Mike can add to this later.
Whenever a man must protest naked, he must come fully loaded. What do I mean? The mass of protoplasm of a protester has one of the tiniest equipment I have seen since I went to secondary school. Thank God for the HD video, which provided more clarity as I tried to SEE what motivated the dude to protest in his birthday dress. I saw absolutely NOTHING. It couldn’t have been cash. Haba!
Brother Mike knows that a naked protest, a disgrace in every sense, must leave room for some arbitrary glory. I mean, while some fellow men will be too jealous to attack you, women will be admiring you secretly. Just negodu the kindergarten piece of equipment overgrown with weeds being paraded with reckless abandon and embarrassing very innocent fellow men. No now!
This is totally unacceptable. At the very worst, this chap should have outsourced the protest to more gifted men, who will be generously rewarded from the debt owed by Ukachukwu-that’s if the senator pays. And now, every Tom, Dick and Harry is abusing the “little man”! One lesson or two here, though: One, look before you leap. Two, not all that glitters is gold. Perhaps, a third might be that shoe sizes could be deceptive.
Let me go to Mass, please.