By Ugo Egbujo

Father Lord , I must report this matter to you.

It is the matter between Reno Omokri and Mrs Bukola Saraki.

Reno Omokri must have been going around looking for nuggets with which to feed his rabble. We can call them his flock since you created them sir.

Father, he must have picked without looking well. You know he talks too much.

He picked a woman whom from the picture had converted police officers to house boys. He juxtaposed that picture against the picture of the Queen of England. The queen held an umbrella over her head in the rain.

Osimiriatata the woman whom Reno picked and cast in the image of a Mrs Mobuto has turned out to be Bukola Saraki’s wife.

Olisabinigwe, I have seen Luiz Suarez bite a few people but I have never seen him bite his team mates. It must have been the devil that put it in Reno Omokri’s restless mind to use that picture.

Father, there is nothing a woman will tell a masquerade that comes to peep at her while she is bathing that that woman has not told Reno today.

She has called Reno an apparent Pastor. You know what that means. She didnt want to use the word counterfeit. She has said that the pastor of Mind Of Christ Ministry has a wretched mind. She has said that Reno was an idle loquacious perambulator when he was paid to be spokesman for a president.

Father, I am sure she wanted to say that Reno is a badly brought up , incontinent , scoundrel when she said that he has no sense of Chivalry.

Isiyinkendu, that woman is a well bred , well mannered , quiet woman. But I know that when you created quiet taciturn people you gave them poisonous tongues. So that they can defend themselves against brutes. We have seen that today sir.

Father, I will stop hear. Please intervene. Reno and the husband of this woman play for this same team – Dubai United.

Father, help Reno. He should have used Aisha Buhari. His flock would have swallowed the nuggets with great relish.

~ Ugo Egbujo.